Glass Jungle (PETRICHOR X)
Glass Jungle (PETRICHOR X)
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✦ scent notes
sulfurous tropical fruit, crushed ferns, fogged glass walls, heady hothouse flowers, unearthly orchids & looming mushrooms, buzzing grow lights, irrigation tubes, sprinkler water
✦ product options
Glass Jungle will return next spring. Overstock 6mL atomizers (baubles) are available while supplies last!
Aesthetic
Aesthetic
- biopunk
- gloomcore
- horror
Olfactive Qualities
Olfactive Qualities
Primary scent families:
- aquatic
- atmospheric
- floral
Other qualities and aspects:
- damp
- heady
- weird
- floral (hedonic or narcotic)
- floral (lily of the valley / green / orchid)
- floral (rose)
- fruity (tropical)
- green
Gender Expression
Gender Expression
Materials
Materials

EDIT: I am leaving my original review, but editing after seeing my review reinstated. I upped my star rating to reflect my thoughts on the perfume itself. I didn't want to leave a review that wasn't about the product, or a negative review, because I had many previous positive experiences with this shop, but I also felt that it fit with my values to let people know the shop was not shipping or responding at the time I left a one star review, in the only way I could. I have ordered many (no, really lol) times since the reopening and have had no issues except a missing bottle that was promptly replaced, and iirc 2 delays that were openly communicated.
New actual perfume review!:
This just isn't for me. I don't like giving a lower star rating to something so subjective, because maybe this is a me problem, but of all the Mythpunk fragrances I've tried, this one smells much more like a mainstream perfume. It's harder to pick out the individual notes than I expect from MP, and just smells so GREEN FLORAL that I can't get much else. Again...might be a personal sensitivity to an ingredient, because I've seen raves about this.
I’ve had many successful orders, but unfortunately they went AWOL for a second time around early October of 2025. The first time was for over six months. I never received my October order, emails weren’t replied to (and now they bounce back undeliverable), and no updates have been posted.
Be advised that the current turnaround time at the top of the site is NOT updated and was posted around late september or early october of 2025. This site is still accepting orders but you will not get your stuff unless they return later. I would strongly advise against ordering, and if you have already, do a chargeback through your bank.
hey there!
i apologize for the frustrating experience you've had with my store. i'm really sorry to hear that i've broken your trust and loyalty after your successful orders. i certainly understand where you're coming from - you left this review during a period when i was absent due to some medical instability caused by losing access to my psychiatric team very suddenly. all orders that experienced delays during this period have been shipped or refunded.
i have schizoaffective disorder that is treatment resistant, and when i'm unstable or trialing new medications, things go downhill for me very quickly, and i dropped the ball on every aspect of my life. i'm currently in a good place thanks to a new psychiatric team (genuinely, i feel better than i have in over a decade), and i'm trying to rebuild trust slowly by showing up every day.
i understand that i can't regain everyone's trust back, but i hope to prove myself over time. currently, my business is fully operational and i'm shipping within my stated TAT, and i'm confident in my ability to maintain this.
i'd like to address the point you brought up about the emails bouncing back - i believe this was due to a DNS error and wasn't due to anything on my end as far as i know. i became aware of it once i was able to begin, well, taking care of things again, and it was an easy fix.
when i was initially getting back on my feet, i decided to archive your review because it wasn't specifically a product review, but i've determined that it's best for transparency's sake to reinstate it and respond to it directly.
thank you.
I ordered 5 samples back in October and never received them, nor any sort of update from the owner of the shop. Ive tried to reach out over email 4x with no response from the Owner unfortunately. Don't waste your money, you wont receive any product or a refund.
hi haley,
i apologize for the negative experience you'd had with my store. i see you've posted the same review across multiple products, so i understand this was a really frustrating experience for you. my store is currently open and fully operational, but you left these reviews during a period where i was very unwell and dropped the ball on a lot of things, and i'm so regretful to have caused such a negative experience for you.
i see that a chargeback was processed for you on your order in january. hopefully those funds were processed back to you by your bank. if there's anything i can do to make things right for you, i'd love to hear from you.
thank you,
ashe
this is a beautiful heady floral that is also very evocatively atmospheric when you're the one sitting in the center of its little cloud. it's uncanny the way the synthy accords specifically evoke the scent of water sprinkling from warm rubber tubes. i don't smell specific fruits or flowers but am given the overall impression of sweet, humid, tropical flora overtaking a man-made enclosure. i love to wear this to watch bright colored schlock horror from the 80's. it's refreshing and lovely, but it's also distinctively mad science, and i adore it for that.